To whom it concerns:
Some of you may have noticed that I've returned to this fair city. Some have offered me violence, some derision, but a quaint few have actually tried hospitality, so I'll try and return the favor.
On the night of January 16th I have taken the liberty to rent accommodation for a small shindig. There are going to be some mild entertainment and free beverages for all. As a unique request to all who intend to come, please be so kind and
BRING YOUR OWN BEST LOVED PREJUDICE!
Let's see if we can debunk it or stoke the fires of bigotry even further. Let's have some fun and find out if we can last the night.
Be seeing you.